World’s Worst Novel: Chapter Twelve

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26 Responses to World’s Worst Novel: Chapter Twelve

  1. Dude says:

    I never hear jury-rig, people always say Jerry-rig in my presence.

    Thank you for mentioning my old friend Kalik.

  2. Dude says:

    The kid can play, but he’s no composer or conductor

  3. Dude says:

    never mind

  4. Dryocopus pileatus says:

  5. Dryocopus pileatus says:

  6. Pete Maravich says:

  7. Dryocopus pileatus says:

    let’s make it official. today let’s celebrate TEOTGTE! the stats absolutely suck, so don’t fear jumping the gun on your party planning. this flag is to be hung upside down between Old Glory and the Rebel Flag. 🙂

    i’ll explain later to those who don’t get it.

  8. Dryocopus pileatus says:

    “Yes, this flag flies occasionally over TurdFork. MrsF thinks it’s gross so she usually makes me take it down right away. Great history and a great message:
    “I’d rather cut off my right arm than live under tyranny!” ”

    oh, i forgot to mention this… Turd is considering running for president in 2016… i’ll only vote for him if he selects Sarah Palin for his VP.

    good grief, and now back to your normally scheduled programming. 🙄

  9. Dryocopus pileatus says:

    couldn’t find a video sporting the full fro, but check out what is called bass slapping. btw – do you have any old photos of yourself as a long hair dude? please share.

  10. Pete Maravich says:

  11. xty says:

    President?

    Delusional!

  12. xty says:

    TurdFork?

    Is that for real? Poop and cutlery? Classy, when you add the meat arm and blood.

    Great neighbour!

  13. Pete Maravich says:

  14. Dude says:

    more horns x 2

  15. Dude says:

    DP- can’t think of any off hand, but I’ll look. I have other people of course as I was always the one with the camera, and never too big on self portraits.

  16. EO says:

    Am in the midst of a hiatus, but I thought some here might appreciate this article.

    Could there be anything worse than precious metals mining stocks? How about marijuana stocks? (It’s actually a really excellent article)

    Be well, all, and catch you on the rebound.

    Best marijuana stocks to buy now

  17. Dude says:

    My potato patch bane- Goddamn Colorado Potato Beetle. I sprayed with bt (nontoxic) and it helped against the sub-adults, but did little to the adults, so I have been hand picking them to the tune of 1,277 so far.

  18. Dude says:

    Message to all potato beetles- !

  19. Dude says:

    And furthermore

  20. Dude says:

    And while I’m bein’ potty mouthed, I’ll throw out another one- asshole, as in f.o.t. and potential vp running mate (but I like this song).

  21. Dryocopus pileatus says:

    Herr Grün ist wieder hier und er hat etwas zu sagen…

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